All 17 Moo Who? Achievements with Global Unlock Rates
The full list
Global unlock rates come from Steam’s public achievement API, pulled August 27, 2026 — six days after release. They will drift as the player base matures; we re-pull them with site updates.
| Achievement | How to unlock | Global % |
|---|---|---|
| Moo Who? | Hidden — pops in your first moments with the game | 91.5% |
| Oops! | Hit a bot for the first time | 86.1% |
| Bullseye | Eliminate an Animal with a single shot | 85.1% |
| Master of Disguise | Win your first match as an Animal | 83.9% |
| Early Bird | Join your first online match | 77.1% |
| Moo’ve Like Nothing Happened | Win a match without being shot | 67.4% |
| Baby Steps | Shoo away a fly for the first time | 61.9% |
| Natural Hunter | Win your first match as Hunter | 50.3% |
| Escape Artist | Win as the last remaining Animal | 35.0% |
| One Shot, One Cow | Hidden — the name says what the shot must do | 21.9% |
| Untouchable | Win 10 matches as an Animal | 12.3% |
| Eagle Eye | Eliminate 3 Animals in a row without missing | 11.9% |
| Sheriff in Town | Win 10 matches as Hunter | 1.7% |
| Friendly Fire | Hit another player for the first time | 1.6% |
| Farm Legend | Unlock every achievement | 0.0% |
| Veteran Farmer | Play 100 matches | 0.0% |
| Trigger Happy | Fire 500 shots | 0.0% |
What the numbers say about the game
- Animal wins come easier than hunter wins. 83.9% have won as an animal vs 50.3% as a hunter — but at ten wins the order flips hard: Untouchable (10 animal wins) sits at 12.3% while Sheriff in Town (10 hunter wins) is a brutal 1.7%. Repeatable hunting is the rarest skill in the game; the hunter guide covers the discipline gap.
- Everyone shoots a cow eventually. Oops! at 86.1% is basically a rite of passage.
- Friendly Fire at 1.6% is a curiosity — hitting another player (not a bot) requires two humans to be wrong at once, and most lobbies never produce it.
- The three 0.0% achievements are pure time-gates. Veteran Farmer (100 matches) and Trigger Happy (500 shots) need hours the six-day-old player base hasn’t accumulated; Farm Legend requires both plus everything else. Expect these to move off zero within weeks — they make a clean measuring stick for how the community matures.
Fastest completion order
Community-sensible routing, given the rates above:
- Session one: Moo Who?, Early Bird, Baby Steps, Oops! all arrive naturally. Grab Friendly Fire early if a friend consents to be winged — it’s rarer than it sounds.
- Animal block: play animal rounds for Master of Disguise, then push quality runs for Moo’ve Like Nothing Happened and Escape Artist — the animal guide habits directly serve all three.
- Hunter block: Natural Hunter and Bullseye come fast; Eagle Eye (three in a row, no misses) wants the two-tell discipline from the hunter guide.
- The grind: Untouchable and Sheriff in Town are ten-win marathons, and the three 0% time-gates fill in along the way. The scoring system at least makes the repetition competitive now.
The update on August 26 also fixed “several issues affecting achievements” per the official patch notes — if an achievement failed to pop for you in week one, it was likely that bug, and re-triggering the condition after the update should work.
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